A post where I look like an idiot. ;)

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I can’t smell pot.  No, that’s not exactly true–I can smell something, but I can never identify it.  Now, I should be able to.  I’ve lived in a pretty near constant haze of pot smoke for almost a year (second hand, for the record), so it isn’t like I’ve never come across it before.  There is just something in my brain that can’t identify it.  I’ve been like that my whole life. For the last several days, I was wandering around the house trying to identify the skunky odor there seemed to be around.  I sniffed closets. I sniffed clothes.  I sniffed outside the window and I  just couldn’t figure out where it was coming from.  I wandered after my son asking him, “Sweetie, do you have a little bit of gas?  Did you toot?”  Being four, he’ll readily accept ownership of odd smells, so he’d say, “Yes, mommy,” and I’d give him a glass of water.

From each, to each

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What is your  marriage/relationship like?  Would you consider yourselves to be “normal?”  I sort of tossed out my expectation that our family would ever be “normal” a long time ago.  We are a unique little family, and without dishing out too much information, we don’t necessarily function in a traditional way.  This used to bother me–you know, not bother me as in I lost any sleep over it, but bothered me in the self-narrating kind of way.  How on earth would I explain us if I were ever forced to?

A pretty cup

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It hasn’t even been “one of those days,” it’s been one of those weeks.  My son is one of those kids who is too smart for his own good.  He has intelligence beyond his short years, but still the emotional maturity of a three year old.  That makes for some difficult parenting, and I was so frustrated today that I sat in my car and tried really, really hard not to weep into my steering wheel.  Instead of having a good cry in the parking lot, I decided on a little retail therapy instead. I wanted a tea cup.  So I went out and bought one.  It wasn’t expensive, but it is pretty…  and it’s something that belongs to me and only me.  It might sound selfish, but as a mother, there isn’t much of that left.  Sheets, blankets, towels, dishes… they are all family used.  Pretty knick knacks get broken.  Furniture gets scratched.  Even my meals are constantly interrupted.  My bed gets shared halfway through the night when the bad dreams come and my clothes… well, my clothes are mine.  I don’t have to share those, but they do get pulled on a lot.  So in my fit of frustration, I decided that the only thing that could soothe my bruised little self was a tea cup all my own.

Shawna K. Williams, Inspirational novelist

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Meet author, Shawna K. Williams, author of The Good Fight .  If you like Christian romances, this is a book to check out!  So without further ado, I give you Shawna, editor for Desert Breeze Publishing and Solstice Publishing, speaker and teacher on writing techniques, homeschooling mom and multi-published author of historical fiction.

Perfect on Paper

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Here it is–the cover for my newest Christian romance novel being e-published April, 2012.  I think it’s just gorgeous, don’t you?  I’ll keep you posted, and as soon as it’s released I’ll let you know how to get your copy.

Busy, busy

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Sometimes I don’t blog for a while because I’m busy working on other writing.  It isn’t that I don’t have time to blog, because I do.  I just tend to assume that my writing work might be boring to others.  However, I think I’ll take a chance and update you on what I’m up to. I just finished editing a manuscript that I pulled out of the deep, dusty memory of my computer.  I’d written it at least a year ago and needed to do some serious work to bring up it up to par.  Anyway, I finished that up, intending to send it to Desert Breeze , the publisher that is releasing my newest novel, Perfect on Paper (coming out in April) .  Well, as luck would have it, they are no longer looking at manuscripts until summer, so that left me with an option.  I could submit it and wait, or I could look around for another publisher.  I decided on the latter and found another e-publisher that focuses on Christian romances and submitted it there.  Here’s hoping I manage to get into a second e-publisher.  Having my finger in more than one pie is a good thing for income.  You never quite know which book is going to really sell, so diversifying works very nicely–a lesson that I’ve learned on a small scale.

For a good laugh. :)

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When something is so funny that it makes me laugh really unattractively in front of my computer screen, it has to be shared…. I don’t know why this is so funny, but it is!  Let me know if you “got it.”  

Giveaway winners!

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Shoshanna and Jacque, you are the winners of my giveaway this time around!  I’m just waiting to hear back from you with your info, and the publishers will send you your free books.

None the worse for wear

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This is what happens when you don’t look closely enough before starting the dishwasher: That’s after I hauled the bunny up from under the spinner.  Otherwise, you’d think it was something much worse than a stuffed bunny. (Which I originally did…)  So after my heart stopped hammering, I pulled him out and my son looked mournfully down at him and said, “Mommy, he needs a hug.” (Which would have been one of those “aw, isn’t he cute” moments if I didn’t have to wrestle the sodden toy out of his grasp before he squeezed it into his face.  In the moment, I thought it would be horrible dirty, but I guess it HAD just come out of a scalding dishwasher, so….) Sigh.  Anxiety attack for nothing.

Forced relaxation

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If you are anything like me, a rest is sometimes a forced experience.  Having a small child, a home to care for, books to write and a husband who likes to see me from time to time, too… well, you know how it goes.  Only this morning, I discovered an odd odor in what I thought was our clean bathroom.  Seriously–when a three-year-old pees standing up, he manages to spray it in places you didn’t even know existed, let alone have the dexterity to wipe! Today would have been busy again, as weekends tend to be in general, except for the beautiful dump of snow that started this morning.  I’ve never been so thankful to see a snowstorm in my life!  It isn’t the big sticky stuff, it’s the little dry flakes that don’t really pack.  So snowmen are out, I’m afraid, but holing up with my family is definitely in. I thought I’d leave you with a couple of images of what my day is turning out like.  I was tempted to take a picture of my sparkling clean bathroom, just so you could join me in astonishment that any odd odors would even be possible in a bathroom so sparklingly clean, but I think I’ll spare you that