A new brand of vegetarian cheese has just hit the shelves of Adventist Book Centers. Marketed as a “multi-purpose product,” Durocheeze is not only a “delicious” cheese substitute but also comes with a separately wrapped wick. “Durocheeze is the ultimate Adventist food item,” said Marketing Director Becky Day. “It lasts unrefrigerated on a shelf for […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-abc-stores-stock-veggie-cheese-that-doubles-as-emergency-candle/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=satire-abc-stores-stock-veggie-cheese-that-doubles-as-emergency-candle
