SILVER SPRING, Maryland — The Adventist Supreme Court has found a member guilty of Sabbath swimming despite what he claims was an entirely accidental fall into a friend’s pool. The incident which took place last Sabbath is said to have occurred as Wade Densplache was taking what he called a “Sabbath afternoon walk.” Eyewitnesses said […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-adventist-found-guilty-of-sabbath-swimming-after-falling-in-pool/