With egg prices soaring Adventist nutritionists across the denomination are basking in a glow of self-righteousness brighter than a Loma Linda sunrise. These plant-based pioneers are dusting off their “Meatless Monday” playbooks and delivering a resounding “We told you so” to anyone still clinging to their omelet dreams. “Eggs are a luxury now? Shocking,” deadpanned […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-adventist-nutritionists-solve-egg-shortage-by-not-caring-about-eggs/
