SILVER SPRING, Maryland — The entire Adventist Review staff spent last weekend trying on running shoes for a new monthly rating system that ranks shoes for End-Times escape effectiveness. The ranking has already proven controversial, as staff members have vigorously disagreed on which brand and model provides the best chances for saints on the run. […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-adventist-review-rates-running-shoes-for-end-times-escape-effectiveness/
