BINFIELD, UK – Local Adventist single Sarah M., 29, has once again assured her Sabbath School class that she is “totally content” with her single status-even as her Spotify “Wedding Bangers” playlist quietly grew by another 12 tracks this week. “I’m just focusing on my relationship with God right now,” Sarah told a well-meaning aunty […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-adventist-single-swears-shes-totally-content-has-wedding-playlist-ready-just-in-case/
