BATTLE CREEK, Michigan — An Adventist husband, who declined to be named, expressed disappointment that describing his wife’s teeth as “a flock of shorn sheep” and her breasts as “two baby deer,” while calling her endearing terms such as “my sister, my bride,” did not result in the action he was hoping for on a […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-adventists-attempts-at-seducing-wife-with-song-of-solomon-end-with-night-on-couch/
