BREAKING: The General Conference (GC) has just announced that all Adventist social media posts must now be pre-approved by an official GC committee before being published. According to the new “Digital Purity Policy,” every post, story, meme, and comment will go through a rigorous 28-step doctrinal verification process—including a subcommittee on tone, modesty, and emoji […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-adventists-told-to-run-every-social-media-post-by-gc-before-publishing/
