We see you. Every Sabbath. You think you’re being subtle, but no. Your eyes flick up to the wall clock like it owes you tithe. Then back to the preacher. Then to the clock again. Then the preacher. Clock. Preacher. Clock. Preacher. It’s like watching Wimbledon, only with more guilt. Here’s the thing: we all […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-an-open-letter-to-adventist-clock-watchers/