SILVER SPRING, Maryland — New projections from the Adventist Statistics, Trends & Reports (ASTR) department suggest a demographic tipping point: if trends persist, every Adventist congregation will soon consist almost entirely of sweet-tempered grandmothers determined to ask single members if they’ve “found a nice Adventist to marry yet.” Analysts tracking falling baptism rates and brisk […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-by-2040-98-of-adventists-projected-to-be-kindly-grandmas-inquiring-about-your-relationship-status/
