SILVER SPRING, Maryland — General Conference (GC) officials were both alarmed and genuinely annoyed this morning to hear a loud clapping sound coming from rocks around the huge building housing the Seventh-day Adventist world headquarters. “It seemed as though wherever two or more rocks were gathered, there was a really loud clapping sound,” said GC […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-clapping-sound-heard-from-rocks-as-adventist-leaders-ban-church-applause/
