Bumbleton, Iowa – December 28, 2023 – The devoted assembly at Uptite Seventh-day Adventist Church, celebrated for its unwavering programming precision and steadfast Sabbath rituals, was thrust into a theological tempest this Sabbath: Pastor Milton Fiddlebottom accidentally preached five minutes past the sacred noon deadline. In this act, Pastor Milton committed the ecclesiastical equivalent of […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-congregation-faces-existential-crisis-as-pastor-transcends-noon-sermon-limit/