SILVER SPRING, Md. – Later today, General Conference leaders will be voting on the hotly-debated topic of where in the HQ’s parking lot to gather at the time of the Second Coming. So far nobody has been able to agree whether to gather for lift-off right outside the main entrance or to aim for an […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-controversial-vote-to-decide-location-of-second-coming-lift-off-area-in-gc-parking-lot/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=satire-controversial-vote-to-decide-location-of-second-coming-lift-off-area-in-gc-parking-lot