MIDDLE EAST — Fresh off a deeply meaningful baptism performed by Philip the Evangelist, the Ethiopian eunuch received news today that he would need to be rebaptized as he had not done a thorough study of the 28 fundamentals. The letter from the eunuch’s local union office called the experience “too much of an impulse […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-ethiopian-eunuchs-rebaptism-required-after-church-finds-out-he-hadnt-studied-28-fundamentals/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=satire-ethiopian-eunuchs-rebaptism-required-after-church-finds-out-he-hadnt-studied-28-fundamentals