To His Holiness and the Esteemed Congregation of the Sacred Curia: I write under extreme duress from my undercover assignment at the Clearview Seventh-Day Adventist Church, located in the geographical wasteland otherwise known as the middle of nowhere, USA. I was dispatched as a junior Jesuit spy to observe Adventist operations—but instead I am buried […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-from-a-junior-jesuit-spy/
