SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a surprise press release this morning, the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists announced that it will now be the exclusive distributor of visas to heaven. Dubbed the “Heavenly Immigration Initiative,” the program will require prospective residents of the New Earth to submit a 47-page application, three potluck references, and proof […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-gc-announces-heavenly-visa-program/
