SILVER SPRING, Md. — The General Conference sent out an urgent announcement today reminding members of the need for “maximum modesty throughout the Time of Trouble.” In a press release that seemed to mix practicality with prophecy, Elder Ezekiel Brown, hill navigation spokesperson for the General Conference, remarked, “As we anticipate the challenges of the […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-gc-recommends-extra-long-skirts-for-maximum-modesty-during-time-of-trouble/