SILVER SPRING, Md. — The General Conference building is undergoing major refurbishment after HR finally stated the obvious: employees are so old the place should just be a nursing home. As part of the re-imaging of the headquarters building, courtesy walkers have been stationed at every entrance and elevator, and the GC is updating its […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-gc-transformed-into-nursing-home-as-average-employee-age-surpasses-75/
