The General Conference (GC)has submitted a formal reminder to heaven that GCADCOM needs to review the list of anyone who will be admitted through the Pearly Gates. The reminder, based on a new GC policy of “heavenly audits and visa applications,” says that unless candidates for Heaven live up to every one of the edicts […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-heavens-list-of-redeemed-under-gc-scrutiny/
