SPLASH, FL — Unimpressed with the available singles at church, local Adventist Hannah has taken up missionary dating and suddenly every single unbeliever in town is eager to learn more about her faith. “Hannah invites someone to vespers, and next thing you know half the town is asking about the Sabbath,” said one church elder, […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-hot-adventist-excels-at-missionary-dating/
