LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Martha Dogood has spent the entirety of her life in Loma Linda and is the current world record holder for personally-earned Pathfinder honor patches (they fill up seven extra-wide sashes.) Martha can quote the Spirit of Prophecy better than White Estate employees and makes Hans Diehl himself blush at her dedication to […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-lifelong-adventist-accepts-christ/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=satire-lifelong-adventist-accepts-christ