COLLEGEDALE, TN — Area Seventh-day Adventist and longtime prophecy chart enthusiast Gerald Finster, 58, confirmed Tuesday that he agrees almost entirely with Pope Leo XIV’s recent statements on war, peace, and the suffering of innocent people — and that he has not slept properly since. “He quoted the Beatitudes,” Finster said, staring at his phone. […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-local-adventist-agrees-with-pope-deeply-uncomfortable-about-it/
