Babylon, MD— Members of the Righteousness Heights Seventh-day Adventist Church expressed bewilderment this week after their latest evangelistic series, “Why Everyone Should Be Like Us,” failed to attract a single non-Adventist visitor. “I just don’t understand it,” said church elder Harold Sanctimonious, adjusting his perfectly pressed tie while standing in the church lobby adorned with […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-local-adventist-church-baffled-by-lack-of-community-interest-despite-obviously-superior-lifestyle/
