COLLEGE PLACE, WA — Local Adventist Frank Stewardson confirmed Friday that purchasing a Costco hot dog remains fully compatible with the church’s teachings on health, temperance, and financial responsibility—specifically because it still costs $1.50. “Look, I didn’t make the rules,” Stewardson said, speaking softly in the Costco food court while carefully avoiding eye contact with the onions. “Inflation […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-local-adventist-confirms-costco-hot-dog-aligns-with-church-teachings-because-its-still-1-50/
