In a groundbreaking moment of personal accountability, local church member Brad Thompson has publicly acknowledged that his recent demolition of an entire batch of his wife’s freshly-baked chocolate chip cookies was, in fact, not the result of satanic temptation. “I’ve spent years blaming the devil for my cookie-related infractions,” Thompson admitted while brushing crumbs from […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-local-adventist-finally-admits-cookie-binge-was-his-own-fault-not-satans/
