PORTLAND, Ore. — Cabin fever reached a new high today for local Adventist, Booker Powell, who took to social media to complain about a bad flu. Powell told worn-out friends he felt more cooped up at home than he did as a teen, in his academy dorm room, after curfew, on a Saturday night. Exasperated […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-local-adventist-so-bored-hes-reading-church-manual/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=satire-local-adventist-so-bored-hes-reading-church-manual
