In a dramatic turn of events at the Collegedale Corners Adventist Church, local member Brad Thompson claims he can physically feel his name being removed from the Book of Life after accidentally consuming a meat-based spring roll at Friday night vespers. “I knew something was wrong the moment I bit into it,” Thompson reported while […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-man-who-accidentally-ate-meat-on-friday-night-claims-he-can-feel-his-name-being-erased-from-book-of-life/
