ANCIENT MESOPOTAMIA – Earlier today — just as Noah and his family members were about to put what they assumed were the final touches on the construction of the ark — they were visited by a stern-faced General Conference (GC) Compliance Committee delegation. Wielding clipboards and rulers, the GC officials meticulously inspected the ark, their […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-noahs-ark-construction-to-take-extra-100-years-after-gc-compliance-committee-visit/