Pastor Gerald Meyers of the Pleasant Valley Seventh-day Adventist Church has been harboring a deep, dark secret: he’s absolutely certain that every membership transfer request is a direct result of his pastoral shortcomings. The Revelation The truth came to light when church secretary Martha Wilkins noticed Pastor Meyers conducting detailed sermon autopsies after each transfer […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-pastor-convinced-every-transfer-request-is-his-fault/
