Cheapend, ENGLAND — In a stirring Sabbath morning appeal that left the congregation equal parts confused and alarmed, Pastor Cliff Remnant reminded his flock this past weekend that “God loves a cheerful giver—but we’ll settle for a terrified one.” The statement was delivered during the offering call, just after the children’s story and right before […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-pastor-reminds-flock-god-loves-a-cheerful-giver-but-well-settle-for-a-terrified-one/