Predictions for Adventism in 2026 1. Someone will confidently claim that Erton Köhler’s South American origins are “dangerously close” to the origin stories of recent popes—and mean it seriously. 2. The General Conference (GC) will officially announce its relocation to São Paulo, citing “strategic global positioning, better (decaf) coffee, and more sun,” while no one […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-predictions-for-adventism-in-2026/
