Study Reveals—A new Sabbath-morning study confirms that no Adventist anywhere believes a pastor when he says the words “in conclusion,” having learned through decades of lived experience that this phrase marks not an ending, but a transition. The study, conducted between Special Music and the first discreet scrolling of Facebook photos, found that members initially […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-study-reveals-nobody-believes-pastor-when-he-says-in-conclusion-on-sabbath-morning/
