ATRAPADO, Fla. — Minutes ago, 250 souls were freed from Atrapado Lane Adventist Church by a SWAT team. The rescue mission took place after news that a visiting preacher’s altar call had gone on for more than an hour. “The guy just kept asking for one more commitment,” said an exhausted deacon, as medics swarmed […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-swat-team-frees-trapped-adventists-from-altar-call/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=satire-swat-team-frees-trapped-adventists-from-altar-call