Chalkboard, Michigan — Members of Flat Note Seventh-day Adventist Church are bracing themselves for yet another special music by their tone-deaf soloist (and only willing special music provider) Frank Boomer, who has been known to belt out off-key notes and miss entire verses. As soon as he wrapped his second consecutive special music last Sabbath, […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-tone-deaf-special-music-soloist-strikes-fear-into-hearts-of-church-members-as-he-promises-to-sing-for-third-sabbath-in-a-row/