PITCAIRN ISLAND (Somewhere Near Revelation 14) — U.S. President Donald J. Trump announced Tuesday that the United States “has no choice” but to take control of Pitcairn Island—which Trump repeatedly referred to as “Pitt Karin,” “Put Karen,” and once “that Adventist island near Australia-ish”—after learning that it may be the most religiously compliant territory on […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-trump-announces-very-peaceful-invasion-of-pitcairn-island-after-discovering-it-keeps-the-sabbath/
