COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — With tears in their eyes, administrators of Walla Walla University announced the closure of the institution today after admitting that they had not met their quota for student weddings this year. “We did all we could,” said Walla Walla spokesperson Noes Casado, “but there are only so many banquets you can […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-walla-walla-closes-after-failing-to-reach-wedding-quota/
