SILVER SPRING, Maryland — According to trembling eyewitnesses, the Adult Sabbath School class at Oakview Seventh-day Adventist Church came perilously close to a full schism last Sabbath after discovering that the beloved fellowship hall piano had been moved approximately two inches to the left. Members entering the room for lesson study were reportedly struck by […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-adult-sabbath-school-class-nearly-divides-over-piano-being-moved-two-inches-to-the-left/
