BERKSHIRE, England — Earlier today a sudden bolt of lightning tore a hole in the roof of a house belonging to a Seventh-day Adventist. The lightning strike occured minutes after sunset as Waden en Agua, a deacon at the local Adventist Church, was rushing to finish vacuuming his living room. Famously spread thin for over-committing […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-adventist-caught-vacuuming-after-friday-sunset/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=satire-adventist-caught-vacuuming-after-friday-sunset