COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Southern Adventist University has declared a State of Emergency after what administration described as a “troubling drop in marriage rates among our students.” The school’s leadership claimed that the percentage of students getting married before, on or within a week of graduation day had “dropped precipitously by 0.7%” and that the university’s […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-southern-declares-state-of-emergency-as-marriage-rate-dips/