In a move that has sent shockwaves through Adventist potlucks across the nation, President Donald Trump has signed an executive order declaring Fritos as the only acceptable chips for use in haystacks. The order, signed late last night in the Oval Office, has left church social committees scrambling and rival chip company executives in a […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-trump-signs-executive-order-recognizing-only-fritos-as-acceptable-haystacks-chips/
