In a shocking announcement from the Oval Office that has left Adventist theologians and political analysts alike in a state of bewilderment, President Donald Trump has vowed to “make the Second Coming happen” within the first 90 days of his new term. Addressing the nation from behind his desk, Trump declared, “Nobody knows the Second […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-trump-vows-to-cause-second-coming-during-first-90-days-in-office/
