SILVER SPRING, MD — In a move hailed as groundbreaking by those nostalgic for the 1980s, the General Conference has unveiled its latest strategy to spread the Three Angels’ Message: fax machines. “While everyone else is distracted by the internet and social media, we’ve decided to take a bold, unprecedented step backwards,” said GC spokesperson […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-gc-unveils-innovative-plan-to-spread-3-angels-message-via-fax-2/