Pastor Gerald Meyers of the Pleasant Valley Seventh-day Adventist Church has been harboring a deep, dark secret: he’s absolutely certain that every membership transfer request is a direct result of his pastoral shortcomings. The Revelation The truth came to light when church secretary Martha Wilkins noticed Pastor Meyers conducting detailed sermon autopsies after each transfer […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-pastor-convinced-every-transfer-request-is-his-fault/

by Loren Seibold  |  12 November 2024  | It depends, I suppose, on how you define the terms.  If by “care,” you mean, does God feel sympathy with us? Then the Bible is clear that God does care. About everything. About all of us. God’s eye is on the sparrow, so I know he’s watching […] Source: https://atoday.org/does-god-care-about-our-politics/

El cambio es tan difícil como revitalizante. Al eliminar la autocomplacencia, Cristo aporta desafíos y consuelo. Nada de lo que estoy diciendo aquí implica desprecio por ayudar a las oficinas administrativas a funcionar bien. Para una gran -en nuestro caso, internacional- comunidad de iglesias, las unidades administrativas son necesarias para el funcionamiento y la misión […] Source: https://atoday.org/lideres-falsos-dirigentes-y-renovarse-parte-2-hablan-a-nosotros-no-con-nosotros/

11 November 2024  | Dear Aunt Sevvy, I believe in the Saturday Sabbath. But I also have many Christian friends who regularly attend church on Sunday.  Jesus, in his Jewish context, spoke often of the Sabbath, though sometimes he was critical of how the Jews regarded it. But where is the evidence in the rest […] Source: https://atoday.org/in-the-new-testament-did-the-gentiles-have-to-keep-the-sabbath/

The North American Division Singles Ministry has announced the launch of a groundbreaking support group aimed at helping Adventists recover from their missionary dating experiences. The program, dubbed “Flirt to Convert No More,” meets weekly in church fellowship halls across the country, where participants share their stories of attempting to evangelize through romance. “I thought […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-singles-ministry-launches-missionary-dating-recovery-support-group/