Underworld sources have confirmed that the Devil himself is beaming with pride over his impressive church board attendance record. According to Lucifer’s spokesperson, Beelzebob, the Evil One has been diligently attending church board meetings for decades, all while maintaining his notorious reputation in the world of temptation and sin. “Satan has a perfect attendance record […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-devil-proud-of-his-church-board-meeting-attendance-record/
SATIRE: Southern Stops Fundraising as Student Fines Make Enough Money
COLLEGEDALE, Tennessee — In a first for Adventist educational institutions worldwide, Southern Adventist University’s Advancement Department has announced an end to all fundraising activities effective immediately. The decision was made possible by what Southern’s administration has described as a “torrent of revenue from student fines.” “Southern offers a generous menu of fineable offenses,” said Bubba […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-southern-stops-fundraising-as-student-fines-make-enough-money/
¿Por qué Dios no llamó a los mayores?
Todos sabemos que existe una costumbre cultural muy arraigada según la cual el primogénito asume la autoridad y los bienes de la familia. Esto se ha demostrado a lo largo de la historia en muchos casos, y todavía se ve en las familias reales de hoy: el rey del Reino Unido es Carlos, no Andrés. […] Source: https://atoday.org/por-que-dios-no-llamo-a-los-mayores/
How I Finally Was Convinced that God Likes Men the Best
by Loren Seibold | 22 September 2023 I didn’t start out with any particular objection to women being pastors. Before I got to college, the idea had never crossed my mind. In our little country church in North Dakota I’d not seen any women pastors. We did have some extraordinary women, though, who shaped my […] Source: https://atoday.org/how-the-womens-ordination-debate-shaped-my-theology-2/
Christ for Europe, part 2: Ted Wilson in Prague
by Reinder Bruinsma | 22 September 2023 | (Read part 1 of this series here, “The Most Extensive Evangelistic Outreach in Adventist History?”) The Christ for Europe initiative kicked off with a two-week evangelistic crusade in Prague, the capital of the Czech Republic. The campaign was conducted by none other than Ted N.C. Wilson, the […] Source: https://atoday.org/christ-for-europe-part-2-ted-wilson-in-prague/
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