WASHINGTON, D.C. — A question that has been burning in the minds of thousands of Adventists for decades may finally be answered this year: Is Loma Linda more Adventist than Berrien Springs?” As Adventists themselves have been entirely unable to make up their minds, the United States Supreme Court has offered to rule on the […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-supreme-court-to-rule-on-whether-loma-linda-is-more-adventist-than-berrien-springs/

22 августа 2022  | Дорогая тётушка Аня, Меня смущают «христиане», которые прославляют право правительства решать, что женщина может делать со своим телом: не является ли это постановление опасным прецедентом смешения религиозных взглядов людей с принуждением к этому от правительства? Разве людей не волнует, какие еще права могут быть отняты в будущем у них самих? Почему […] Source: https://atoday.org/%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%83-%d1%85%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b5-%d1%85%d0%be%d1%82%d1%8f%d1%82-%d1%87%d1%82%d0%be%d0%b1%d1%8b-%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c-%d0%bd/

15 January 2024  | Dear Aunt Sevvy, I have heard that some consider cremation to be a pagan practice. Does our church have a particular position on cremating dead bodies? Signed, Funeral Planning Dear Planning, Some Christians say that God disapproves of burning the bodies of the dead. Arguments Aunty has heard include: Saul, a […] Source: https://atoday.org/aunty-is-it-wrong-to-have-the-dead-body-of-a-loved-one-cremated/

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — In what administrators admit constitutes an unpardonable sin for an Adventist institution, Southern Adventist University disclosed today that bacon strips had been served to students instead of Stripples. “The two food products look remarkably similar,” said Southern spokesperson Lechon Diba to a large gathering of reporters, adding that Southern’s theologians had immediately […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-southern-closes-after-cafeteria-accidentally-serves-bacon-instead-of-stripples/

A friend told me this week about his sadness about one of his friends—in particular, the picture of God she seems to have. She describes God, he says, as an angry, easy-to-displease Being—someone who is supposed to love her, but she’s not at all sure God does. She worries about God’s opinion of her. She […] Source: https://atoday.org/editorial-healing-from-bad-religion/