12 June 2023  | Dear Aunt Sevvy, Aunty, I’m not one of those people who hates LGBTQ people. Some of my best friends are gay. But recently when I was talking to my gay cousin, I mentioned something about his “gay lifestyle” and he got all huffy. He said he didn’t like that term applied […] Source: https://atoday.org/aunty-why-did-my-cousin-get-offended-when-i-referred-to-his-gay-lifestyle/

Chalkboard, Michigan — Members of Flat Note Seventh-day Adventist Church are bracing themselves for yet another special music by their tone-deaf soloist (and only willing special music provider) Frank Boomer, who has been known to belt out off-key notes and miss entire verses. As soon as he wrapped his second consecutive special music last Sabbath, […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-tone-deaf-special-music-soloist-strikes-fear-into-hearts-of-church-members-as-he-promises-to-sing-for-third-sabbath-in-a-row/

SILVER SPRING, Maryland — In an effort to more tightly articulate acceptable Sabbath-keeping practices, the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists (GC) has released a new maximum depth of water through which members can wade on Sabbath afternoon walks without being in danger of doing their own pleasure. While previously church guidelines had set the maximum […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-gc-lowers-maximum-permissible-depth-of-sabbath-wading-water/

Шелли Кертис Уивер  |  19 января 2023  | В нашем семейном альбоме есть фотография c церемонии закладки фундамента церкви моего детства. На этой фотографии мне три года, я одета в темно-синее свободное пальто фасона 1960-х годов, на мне чопорная шляпка и завитые волосы. Мой дедушка держит лопату, а я, как самый молодой член нашей общины, втыкаю лезвие в землю своими лакированными туфлями Мэри […] Source: https://atoday.org/%d0%bf%d1%8c%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%bd%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%85%d0%be%d0%b4%d1%8f%d1%89%d0%b5%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be-%d0%b4%d0%bb/