by Edward Reifsnyder  |  23 February 2023  | It is the year 2200. What has become of the Seventh-day Adventist Church? Now right off the bat, many readers will say, “That’s not possible; I am certain Jesus will come before then.” But hear me out. It has been roughly 180 years since intense focus began […] Source: https://atoday.org/180-years-from-now/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=180-years-from-now

23 February 2023  | The big challenge with studying Jesus in Revelation is this: how do you reconcile “the revelation of Jesus Christ” (Rev 1:1) with narrative horrors like the fifth trumpet (Rev 9:1-11)? What do events like the fifth trumpet have to do with Jesus? In this class we will dig below the surface […] Source: https://atoday.org/atss-jon-paulien-jesus-according-to-revelation/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=atss-jon-paulien-jesus-according-to-revelation

ATRAPADO, Fla. — Minutes ago, 250 souls were freed from Atrapado Lane Adventist Church by a SWAT team. The rescue mission took place after news that a visiting preacher’s altar call had gone on for more than an hour. “The guy just kept asking for one more commitment,” said an exhausted deacon, as medics swarmed […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-swat-team-frees-trapped-adventists-from-altar-call/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=satire-swat-team-frees-trapped-adventists-from-altar-call