ADVENTIST WORLD – Hot-breath “Happy Sabbaths” and clammy handshakes are turning off introverts that just want to be left alone when they come to church on Sabbath morning. In response the denomination is introducing introvert-friendly side entrances to churches from which greeters are banned. The entrances lead straight to comfortable introvert-only sanctuary seating, bypassing the […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-church-to-introduce-entrance-for-introverts-no-greeters/

Comments of the Week July 21-28 Welcome to a new feature, where we select the best comments of the week, and invite you to revisit the essays where they were made. —Editors The Great Adventist Mythology From my point of view, I think that all this conspiracies, fantasies, myths, etc., is tremendously dangerous; it is […] Source: https://atoday.org/comments-of-the-week-july-21-28/

by David Geelan  |  30 July 2024  |   It’s a rude awakening: an uncomfortably loud whooping alarm, and a looping announcement: “Emergency, evacuate now.” I check the bedside clock and it’s 3:14 am. Suzie and I fumble to dress and stumble to the elevator, and head down to the lobby of our building. In a […] Source: https://atoday.org/false-alarms/

LOMA LINDA, California — Researchers at Loma Linda University have officially confirmed that carob remains about as appetizing as chewing on cardboard, despite its much-touted health benefits. Carob, the bane of many an Adventist child’s existence, has long been pushed as a nutritious chocolate alternative. Boasting a fiber content that could keep you regular for […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-loma-linda-researchers-discover-carob-is-still-disgusting/