SILVER SPRING, Maryland — In a move hailed as groundbreaking by those nostalgic for the 1980s, the General Conference (GC) has unveiled its latest strategy to spread the Three Angels’ Messages: fax machines. “While everyone else is distracted by the internet and social media, we’ve decided to take a bold, unprecedented step backwards,” said GC […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-gc-unveils-innovative-plan-to-spread-3-angels-message-via-fax/

by Norm Young  |  18 June 2024  | It was a crisis; a test of faith.  King Nebuchadnezzar himself had arranged that the daily provisions for Daniel, Hananiah, Mishael and Azariah would be supplied from his own table and from his festive wine (Daniel 1:5–6).  The arrangement confronted these young Jews with a problem regarding […] Source: https://atoday.org/the-daniel-solution-eating-and-drinking-in-an-idolatrous-world/

LOMA LINDA, California – NEWSTART Foods announced today that after years of research and development, their line of vegetarian meat substitutes has achieved complete parity with cardboard in terms of taste, texture, and nutritional value. The company’s new ultra-realistic “Thick-Cut Cardboard Steaks” are the culmination of over 50 years spent perfecting the art of making […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-adventist-veggie-meat-alternatives-now-100-indistinguishable-from-cardboard/

El 2 de junio de 2024, la Asociación de Dakota de los Adventistas del Séptimo Día se reunió para celebrar su 11ª Sesión Constitutiva Ordinaria en la Academia Adventista de Dakota, cerca de Bismarck, Dakota del Norte. El tema de la sesión fue “Adelante por la fe”, y asistieron 230 delegados de las ocho regiones […] Source: https://atoday.org/la-asociacion-de-dakota-aprueba-ordenar-mujeres-pastoras/