by Lindsey Abston Painter  |  31 May 2024  | I’m getting tired of people talking to me about how I “left the church.”  Technically, it’s true: I haven’t attended church in a number of years and my belief system is definitely not in line with the official Seventh-day Adventist message.  But I take issue with […] Source: https://atoday.org/when-my-church-left-me/

SACRAMENTO, California — United Airlines confirmed that it had removed veteran Adventist evangelist Doug Batchelor from a flight leaving Sacramento International Airport this afternoon. Batchelor was ushered off Newark-bound United Flight 1844 after casually telling a seatmate before takeoff that he was carrying the “Sword of the Spirit.” Batchelor’s panicked fellow passenger wasted no time […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-united-removes-doug-batchelor-from-plane-for-carrying-sword-of-the-spirit/

Loma Linda, California, May 30, 2024 – In a pioneering move to enhance the worship experience, Loma Linda University Church is excited to announce the installation of self-shaking church pews. This innovative addition aims to gently wake up any sleeping congregants, ensuring an engaging and attentive atmosphere during services. The self-shaking pews are equipped with […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-loma-linda-university-church-to-install-self-shaking-pews-to-wake-snoozing-members/

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Clara and Ed Holder have big plans for their marriage next year. The Collegedale-based couple is planning to move to a country with territory comfortably within the Arctic Circle where the sun never sets for several spring/summer months. “We got married right after graduating from Southern in 2010 and at first everything […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-bickering-adventist-couple-plans-to-move-way-north-so-the-sun-will-never-set-on-their-anger/